Scary collection 21

A ghost jokeWhat do ghosts have in the seats of their cars?Sheet belts!A ghost jokeWhat kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?Any old girl he can dig up!A cannibal jokeWhy did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation said ''So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses!A cannibal jokeWhy would the cannibal only eat babies?He was on a diet!A ghost jokeWhere do ghosts go on holiday?The Ghosta Brava!A vampire jokeWhy wouldn't the vampire eat his soup?It clotted skeleton jokeWhy did the skeleton run up a tree?Because a dog was after his bones!